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23 December 2004

What, y'all ain't left yet?!

Brit Hume, via Fox News:

Applications Approved

The Canadian government has now approved the first visa applications from Americans looking to move to Canada after President Bush's re-election.

Tresey Kilbourne and his family, from Seattle, applied more than a year ago for Canadian visas, planning to withdraw their applications if a Democrat won.

They're now looking for a home in British Columbia. Mr. Kilbourne, quoted by the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, says, "With the Republicans in full control of everything, there hasn't been anything that has caused us to think that we weren't doing ... the smart thing."
First of all: Canada- faster, please. But do be careful- they might be terrorists. And to be honest, I wouldn't wish these moonbats on the Grand Islamofascist Ayatollah Dictator of Iran, but hey, if you want 'em, take 'em. Faster.

Secondly: ...planning to withdraw their applications if a Democrat won.

What kind of fair-weather friend loyalty is that? "Well, gosh, man, if Kerry woulda won, man, America woulda been groooovy again, man!" But, of course, if that happened, Condi Rice would've smoked him in the 2008 election (with the backstage help of Hillary Clinton). What would you guys have done then? "Man, gimme back my application, man. It's time to go, man."

Turd: (oh, sorry, that's a description of a moonbat.) Third: I propose that any Democrats from Washington State attempting to flee the country because Bushchimpler™ is around for another four years... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yeah, you lost!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

...oh, sorry. Anyway, those that do try to leave should have their precious votes for Christine Gregoire immediately invalidated. I mean, if this particular case is what we can expect, a lot of them will pull their visas at the last second if she wins anyway. Let's save them the trouble. Exile them from the United States, right now; they obviously don't want to be here. "But Canada hasn't approved my visa yet!" you cry; too bad, get out. Maybe enough of them will leave the Blue Border States (Washington, Minnesota, Michigan, New York, and New England) that if we cancel all their votes, we could change the entire election, and leave Kerry with California. That'd be funny.

There. If that wasn't some Stuff You Needed To Know™... then you're omniscient, and there's nothing more I can help you with.

19 Comments:

At 7:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

First: BWAHAHAHA!!! I didn't think any of them would follow through on that "I'm leaving the country if Bush wins" line. Now if only all the celebrities who said it would join them...

Second: Bushchimpler™ is an SIT invention, dang it!

*Shakes fist menacingly*

-CD-

 
At 7:59 PM, Blogger Brad said...

The situation has been resolved. Apologies.

 
At 8:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some bus company oughta donate free service to expedite their departure from the country.
Odd.. I thought I posted this before, but it must not have gone through before my computer decided to make a suicide attempt. Hmph.

-Katherine

 
At 8:43 PM, Blogger Brad said...

It might not have been your computer. This post was going crazy earlier, it kept having goofs when I would re-post it.

 
At 8:46 PM, Blogger Brad said...

So, uh, where's our cookies?

 
At 11:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Patience. Patience.

-Katherine

 
At 11:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Patience is hard. These had better be some really good cookies.

-CD-

 
At 12:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

They're Christmas cookies. You have to wait.
And after 8 hours in the kitchen, they damn well better be good.

 
At 10:53 AM, Blogger Brad said...

Hooray! Comments!

...that's almost as good as cookies...

 
At 11:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cookies, Cookies, and More.


Now I'm off to indulge in a Christmas tradition that Spike TV got me hooked on - Bond movies. Merry Christmas!

-Katherine

 
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