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oh wow. martha stewart's out of jail. i'm so excited. can't you tell? look. look at me being very interested in the fact that she's out of jail. look how much i care. please, i need to know every detail of her life now that she's out of jail. did i mention that martha stewart got out of jail? look at me being thrilled. no, look.
Oh, wait. I don't think I care. Sorry.
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1 Comments:
B-b-b-b-b-but don't you understand? She's Martha Stewart! What decent human being doesn't care about MARTHA STEWART?!
/sarcasm
-CD-
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