Somebody please throw this cocky wench in jail

Well, I've been waiting for an update to the Anna Alaya case, and here it is.

The woman who was arrested after claiming she bit into a human finger in a bowl of Wendy's chili waived extradition Tuesday, telling a judge she was eager to return to California to face charges.

Yeah, I bet. She still thinks she'll get away with this.

Anna Ayala, 39, appeared before the same judge who issued a warrant for police to search her home outside Las Vegas on April 6. Records from that raid are sealed.

Outside court, Ayala's lawyer, Frederick Tait Ehler of San Jose, derided charges against his client as baseless.

Isn't that what snotty lawyers are for? Quotes that usually place the blame on Somebody Else™?

"Anna says they're ridiculous," Ehler said of the charges of attempted grand larceny. "She's eager to go back to San Jose."

But is she eager to go to San Quentin?

Ayala was arrested late Thursday, and San Jose police on Friday called her claim a hoax. Authorities said the attempted grand theft charge relates to millions in dollars of financial losses Wendy's has suffered since news broke of her claim.

Make. Her. Pay. Every. Penny.

Ayala maintains she bit down on a 1-1/2 inch-long finger fragment while dining March 22 with her family at a Wendy's in San Jose. She has denied placing the digit in her bowl.

She's a liar. Big surprise.

She hired a lawyer and filed a claim against the franchise owner, but dropped the legal fight shortly after police searched her home.

"Oh my gosh! They're onto me!"

Ayala, who has maintained her innocence, faces a maximum seven-year sentence if convicted of the larceny charges, and at least another 16 months if convicted of unrelated charges that she allegedly bilked a woman $11,000 over a soured real estate deal two years ago.

Good, but not good enough. She needs to have to work very hard for the rest of her life and have all her money go to paying Wendy's back for the damages.

Ayala has been involved in nearly a dozen legal battles, including a sexual harassment suit against an employer, an auto dealer over a car and even another fast-food chain for food poisoning.

See what we've started? We let a few people get away with frivilous lawsuits, lazy liars see it as a way to get rich quick and never have to do that awful Work™ thing any more, and you get a country full of Anna Alayas. Way to go.

Authorities have not yet identified who the finger belonged to or Ayala's connection to it.

And are probably frantically searching mortuaries as we speak.

A person with knowledge about the case who spoke on condition of anonymity said the finger charge stemmed from San Jose police interviews with people who said Ayala described putting a finger in the chili, statements bolstered by authorities announcing last week that it did not appear the finger had been simmering in chili.

How 'bout this? Whenever anybody launches what looks like a massive frivilous lawsuit, keep an eye on them. Taking them into custody, although my first reaction, is a bit much- but let them know, "sorry for the inconvience, but we have to make sure you're telling the truth..."

The company maintains that the finger did not enter the food chain in its ingredients. Employees at the San Jose franchise have all their fingers, and no suppliers of Wendy's ingredients reported any hand or finger injuries, the company said.

...duh.

Wendy's, based at Dublin, Ohio, is offering $100,000 for information leading to the origin of the finger.

Screw that. Beat the info out of Anna Alaya. I betcha she knows where she got it.

Grr.

Part I here.
Part III- They found the finger. Mwheh.

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